(scottish accent) Captain! The A-Exam engines are running at 110% I don’t think think she can take it much longah!
Since I already have my historian hat on from yesterday, I wanted to quickly point out this fun new blog I discovered: http://askthepast.blogspot.com. They dredge up advice from old (pre-18th century) books on doing every day things.
My historian-dar notes that there are no references, so it could all be made up, but its a fun read nevertheless.